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\u3000\u3000First date at a nice restaurant, he picks up the butter knife and uses it as a backscratcher. Game over.<\/p>\n
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\u3000\u3000My date used a lint roller on my shirt and pants before he would let me in his car.<\/p>\n
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\u3000\u3000While at a movie, my date casually pulled two roast beef sandwiches out of his cargo pants and offered me one.<\/p>\n
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\u3000\u3000My date picked a BBQ restaurant for dinner. He ordered a large bowl of sauce and ate it with a spoon \u2026 like soup. Just the sauce.<\/p>\n
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\u3000\u3000My date went to the bathroom so I texted my roommate who was having an argument with her ex. But I accidentally sent it to my date, so while in the bathroom he received a text from me that said “Are you ok? I love you.”<\/p>\n
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\u3000\u3000After looking at the menu, I said, “I think I’ll have the lobster.” He said, “Have whatever you want, it’s your money.”<\/p>\n
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\u3000\u3000During dinner, he told me my eyes were the color of muddy pond water.<\/p>\n
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\u3000\u3000You know it went bad when the date ends in a high-five.<\/p>\n
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