First date at a nice restaurant, he picks up the butter knife and uses it as a backscratcher. Game over.
My date used a lint roller on my shirt and pants before he would let me in his car.
While at a movie, my date casually pulled two roast beef sandwiches out of his cargo pants and offered me one.
My date picked a BBQ restaurant for dinner. He ordered a large bowl of sauce and ate it with a spoon … like soup. Just the sauce.
My date went to the bathroom so I texted my roommate who was having an argument with her ex. But I accidentally sent it to my date, so while in the bathroom he received a text from me that said “Are you ok? I love you.”
After looking at the menu, I said, “I think I’ll have the lobster.” He said, “Have whatever you want, it’s your money.”
During dinner, he told me my eyes were the color of muddy pond water.
You know it went bad when the date ends in a high-five.