初次約會能有多尷尬?在吉米·法倫(Jimmy Fallon)的《今夜秀》上,他朗讀了外國網友分享的糟糕約會經歷,令人捧腹。
以下是網友們的分享:
First date at a nice restaurant, he picks up the butter knife and uses it as a backscratcher. Game over.
我的第一次約會是在一家高級餐廳,然後他拿起黃油刀開始撓背。沒戲。
My date used a lint roller on my shirt and pants before he would let me in his car.
約會對象用黏毛滾筒滾了一遍我的衣服褲子,才讓我上車。
While at a movie, my date casually pulled two roast beef sandwiches out of his cargo pants and offered me one.
看電影時,約會對象很隨意地從工裝褲裡掏出兩個烤牛肉三明治,還分給我一個。
My date picked a BBQ restaurant for dinner. He ordered a large bowl of sauce and ate it with a spoon … like soup. Just the sauce.
他挑了一家燒烤店,點了一大碗醬汁,然後用勺子像喝湯一樣喝醬汁……光喝醬汁。
My date went to the bathroom so I texted my roommate who was having an argument with her ex. But I accidentally sent it to my date, so while in the bathroom he received a text from me that said “Are you ok? I love you.”
我的約會對象去洗手間時,我給室友傳簡訊,室友最近在和前任吵架,但是我把簡訊錯發給了約會對象,所以他在洗手間裡收到了我的簡訊 「你還好嗎?我愛你。」
After looking at the menu, I said, “I think I’ll have the lobster.” He said, “Have whatever you want, it’s your money.”
看了菜單之後,我說:「我想吃龍蝦。」他說:「隨便,反正是你的錢。」
During dinner, he told me my eyes were the color of muddy pond water.
吃飯的時候,他說我的瞳色就像渾水一樣。
You know it went bad when the date ends in a high-five.
約會搞砸的標誌:結束時,我倆擊掌相慶。
你在約會中有過怎樣的尷尬瞬間?歡迎分享。
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